Sunday, October 21, 2007

I introduced myself

My life is now your prime time television network, except with just a few differences:

  • It's not comedy central because it's not that funny.
  • It's not cartoon network because you can't watch anime on it at night.
  • It's not nickelodeon or the disney channel because it's old enough to wear makeup.
  • It's not turner classic movies because it lacks sophistication.
  • It's not the discovery channel because none of the photographs will be of anything interesting.
  • It's not NBC because there's not enough reality involved.
  • It's not FX because it's not manly enough.
  • It's more like KPBS if it were just me in control, without all the kids shows in the morning.

Well, stay tuned then.


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