My life is now your prime time television network, except with just a few differences:
- It's not comedy central because it's not that funny.
- It's not cartoon network because you can't watch anime on it at night.
- It's not nickelodeon or the disney channel because it's old enough to wear makeup.
- It's not turner classic movies because it lacks sophistication.
- It's not the discovery channel because none of the photographs will be of anything interesting.
- It's not NBC because there's not enough reality involved.
- It's not FX because it's not manly enough.
- It's more like KPBS if it were just me in control, without all the kids shows in the morning.
Well, stay tuned then.